by Charles Myers
You just knew it didn't you? It had to be to good to be true right? Well according to Dave Hester, you were right all along. One of the stars of the show says it's been a fraud since day one. You know Hester well from his famous "Yuuup" when placing his bids. Hester claims in a recent lawsuit that the show has staged the auctions by placing valuable items in the units "before" the doors are opened. Seems all that knowledge he boast about being the best at spotting collectibles is a load of bullshit.
Dave goes on to say that a female cast member had plastic surgery, paid for by the show, to "enhance" her sex appeal and make her more appealing to viewers. I think we can guess who that may be. In case you didn't notice, Brandi Passante has a new set of hooters. No not the chicken wings, the other kind of hooters. Also, she has the manicured nails and wears high fashion dresses to the auctions now. This is not someone who looks like she is ready to get her hands dirty anymore. Have you ever seen a "real" storage unit? Most of them are filthy. So Hester may be telling the truth on that one.
If you watch the show, you know there have been episodes where Hester is not on it. They tried to bring in Bill Archer, Nabila Haniss, Mark Balelo and Jeff Jarred. They tried to portray them as villains or make you hate them the way people hate on Dave Hester. There is only one "Yuuup" people wanted to see and that is Hester. Love him or hate him, he brought viewers to the show. So this also gives credence to Hester's claim that they warned him, fired him or whatever but brought him back for ratings.
He also claims the interviews with the cast members are scripted. I have to admit, while I like Barry Weiss and Darrell Sheets, I often wondered if they were this funny... naturally. So again, it makes sense that there are writers providing the material for the interviews.
Probably the most shocking and disappointing accusation is that the units are "salted". Meaning items are planted to make it look as though these units are filled with hidden valuables. The big picture here is that if that is true, the whole cast is aware of it. It equates to fraud through deception. Viewers who thought it was real have gone out in their local neighborhoods hoping to strike it rich. I'm sure there are stories of people losing alot of money based on chasing the dream.
However, that being said, if you educate yourself and realize that it is hard work and a business, you can be successful in storage auctions. That's one of the main issues with shows like Storage Wars. They take a true profession and glamorize it so everyone thinks it is a get rich quick process. Reality shows are for the most part staged and scripted, if they weren't, they would be boring. That is why they call it entertainment.
One thing is for sure, if Dave wins his lawsuit, you will hear the biggest "Yuuup" known to man.
See a best of Daves Yuuups here:
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